Bleatings brethren, er, I mean greetings brethren. Yes, I know many of you have been wondering - even losing sleep - over the battle of the tablets. Should you dig down into the Apple barrel, or take the Android approach.
But wait, here comes Microsoft, and oh my, just take a gawk at the following bit of PR fluff.
No, no, eyes off the tablet! Look at the Holy Backdrop!
Now brethren, just where was this promo filmed? And did you help pay for it through your generous tithes and offerings in a past lifetime?
For the uninitiated, the ad was filmed on the grounds of the former world headquarters of the Worldwide Church of God in Pasadena, CA. Is it my imagination, or have they slapped a coat of paint on those egrets in the paddling pool?
Nod of the noggin to Gary Leonard.