|All beard, no balls?|
From this we can know that...
1. Yahweh doesn't have a penis, but is still a bloke.
2. Jesus was God and had a penis while doing a convincing impression of a regular bloke.
3. God is a wannabe bloke with penis envy.
4. Sheilas are beside the point.
5. Asherah? Waddaya mean Mrs Yahweh!?
6. This quote comes from a bloke who wears a dress on Sunday.
7. All of the above.
If you haven't already guessed, the writer is moaning, whining and whinging about the use of gender inclusive language in church (not his own church of course, oh heavens no.) He doesn't say what his wife thinks, but I think it's pretty likely the dear lady is expected to joyfully embrace Kinder, Küche and Kirche.