P. Z. Myers draws attention to this nice scan from The Watchtower, a fine publication seeking to draw impressionable, innocent youth away from the siren calls of Satan. Cop a squiz at the scenario in number 2.
A well-intentioned teacher urges you to pursue higher education at a university.
"... what will you do? Will you simply give in... "Can a man rake together fire in his bosom and yet his very garments not be burned.""
Forsooth. Touch not the unclean thing, gentle Witnesses. Flee the demon-haunted halls of higher education. "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise."